The New Creature is the introduction to the North of Egypt series. It is a playful rewrite of the book of Genesis as Mr. and Mrs. Divine decide to create a software company to manifest themselves in 3D and make love while listening to jazz music.

“She loves the Jazz…”

Though the original project plan was specified as seven days, on the factory floor it looks more like seven ages. And the accountants went nuts!

This story does some myth busting to the Adam and Eve story, as well as the religions of Abraham: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. They are each a blend of fact, fiction, folk lore, fable, and fantasy. Sonyata explains that religions are like cigarettes.  They contain about 55% actual leaf and 45% reconstituted bullshit swept up off the factory floor. You may choose between any of the manufactured brands available on the market, or you may roll your own. Each guarantees lasting satisfaction, and each one contains a coupon that at the end of day promises “And Miracle Occurs Here.”  I dropped smoking like a bad habit.